Saturday, December 19, 2009

sam worthington: LITERALLY 2K10[ps so am i{via full disclosure}]]

THESIS: samworthington is the first actionstar of the Obama Era
[igot the above photograph thru a googimagserch of sworth's name n and it is from this website : http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/05/15/sam-worthington-natalie-mark/. i like it bc its funny is why]

ARGUMENT: i have seen this actor in two largebudget actionfilms veryy recently:terminator savlation and avatar 3d starring jim cameron as 'batty the robinwilliams-voiced bat[see cause the plot is v similar to fern-gully animatedflm is the joke]'.

his characters were comparable, his notable characterisics identical: emotive adn expressive, conveying the appropriate things[befuddled, nobly intentioned body-horror in mcg's opus, selfless emptyvesselhood in camperons 'flick'{ps i liked both of them; they both did precisely what they set out to}] while remaining slightly blank and nigh-on christopher lambert implacable.

the former characteristic is down to acting ability: he conveys the internality of the role effortlessly; he just feels right. the latter--also why he was the former[appropriate] for these roles--is because, like lambert, he cannot fucking get his accent under control.

the issue was much more pronounced in t:s because for all his eye for action, 'MCG' has no idea what to do with actors[inna rooftop scene w/worthington and ensign 'yelchin' chekov both look exactly like their characters ought and are saying the dialogue, but its clear that no one has told either actor what they are supposed to be doing; their performances' inscrutable directionlessness in thsi scene are not their faults, but his]. cameron is, contrapuntally, 'kign of the world[his particular style of movies is 'the world' in this instance] and takes advantage of his[s.w.] limitation by using mostly his voice, which coupled w/his big gay catbody and the film's theme of his character's childlike ungrounding and subsequent acquisition of Meaning, as well as the implacable[african?indian?mayan?lean{oh well that certainly}?]accents/images of the navi convey with jc's traditional efficiency/efficacy the Point of what he's Doing.

anyway, to my point. he was chosen for thsese roles because he was right for them, he was right for them because he's a decent enough actor to convey what the roles need conveyed and is inscrutible, largely due to his accent. this means that my thesis is true, once i elaborate on what the Obama Era is

the Obama Era is this our literal current era, in which this my generation y is coming into its early adulthood. we grew as the internet did, its current maturity [RICK SANCHEZ AND JIMMY FALLON TWITTER GOOGLE GRIZZLY-BEAR]coinciding with our own. we, in our constant coddling and reassurance of the conceivability of the possibility of 'connecting w/another human' that the internet provides, have broadly, largely, commonly and quietly self-actualized[that is, realized our universal internal validity all individually].

we are about venting our internality[subjectivities is a way to get at that word if yr some kinda _____ studies academic type, if yr not relate it to the concept of perspectivism, a character in a play{or in this usage any/every human} having a distinct, internally logical point of view].

sam worthington's blankness [via his first 2 'hugeass roles'/vocal irregularities] coupled with his basic capability to convey emotional internality makes him the first new action star to acknowledge the effect of the internet on how media is going to work, therefore he is the first actionstar of the Obama Era.

no ceilings !


ANNOTATED SOURCES:
facebook.com
[because this provse what im saiyan about mygeneration{baybay}]

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=9210031
[ahshaaha holy shit this is the most hilarious and painful thing in the danm world mark richardson sounds like a giant fag aaaaaa{oh and also this relfects the indisputible truism that the 'internet generation' is flexing its 'ciltural-dominance-muscles'(via anco)}]

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/
[the origin of my species/inspiratino/i stole some stylistic innovations fromit[via 'via'/'scarequotes'{more accurately read as 'airquotes' like doin them physically w/yr hands}/slashes]

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