Sunday, January 31, 2010

Literally Only Blaze, Bro: marijuana and gender

I purchased the following tshirt at a rummage sale in isla vista, california--the rich kid ghetto associated with univ. cal. santa. barb'ra., and it set a notion in motion in me [RHYMING]:

[the front design, which takes up most of the front of the shirt]


[the back of the shirt, note in particular the phrase 'just blaze', as that is the source of my title]

now, this is literally a piece of folk art, just as much as any artifact of a tribal society(all societies are tribal, no disrespec to kalaharibros) or lightup fleamarket last suppers--it is a piece of the ephemera of these particular humans in this particular place and time.

WHAT THIS SHIRT REFLECTS: marijuana culture is frequently masculinized-->"yr a bitch, bro, if you are incapable of taking in all of the large 'hit' of drug-smoke from this two foot long glass cylinder in one inhalation", the inescapable phallic nature of most/many 'pieces' of paraphenalia, this shirt, rappers discussing the magnitude, quality, and quantity of their manifold blunts, etc.

WHY THIS IS SO: a reasonable frame for 'traditional' gendering is through hunting/gathering[i needed the scarequotes because 'tradition' in my context is derived from the 19th-century iteration of reality--via AMERICA, is why]--womenz multitask so for as to maintain the social contract and order/'raise children', men prosecutorially unitask so for as to 'murder animals to sustain the humans who comprise that order'

incidentally this is why there was-and is--the Patriarchy[via women's studies]. this is the reason driven, career-minded women face subconscious accusations [from others and possibly sometimes themselves? i am not a woman] of gender transgression/ 'un/de-gendering'

(for an example of this see lady macbeth, who literally explicitly verbally degenders herself so as to be inhuman enough to give her man his prophecied crown)

BACK TO MY ARGUMENT: marijuana makes one wholly internal, that is why rappers ingest it, it allows for the full expression of the participatory subjective internal[lil wayne claims to smoke two blunts over the course of his DOA freestyle--"fiji water, granddaddy purp/og kush"]. this state naturally encourages tenacious unitasking whatever the task may be--though frequently that task is simply enjoying the presentation of some content, i do well admit.

if you cannot see the relationship between weedy unitasking and masculine unitasking and therefore the validity of my argument i literally cannot help you understand it better [via subjectivities]

some ideas i feel i ought to spell out more fully

[some bros chillin in 2k8 zany electro versions of coldplay/2k10 military victorian marchingband jackets/ postironic mustaches]



i have suggested that animal collective is the version of the beatles the internet created, i reassert it now.

the beatles were incidentally, by means of their ability, the universal human narrative for the duration of their career. i dont know if yr familiar with the word 'rockist' but it broadly refers to a frame that privileges guitar music over all others. it was so derided by the internet that it now exists only in cultural memory. the beatles are the jesus 'von' christ of the 20th century cultural hegemony, ['rockism'] in that their story was everyone's story ['everyone' refers to straight white males, the group i self-identify into]. bob dylan is 'god the father' because he granted the human pop act the beatles marijuana and its promethean spark [PUN] turned them into what they were.


[the larval state of an anco. they are the four bros from bucket hat to round glasses, standing. i think 'steel city' is panda 'noah' bro]


[tween beatles via 'a fucking gem' of a website]


animal collective is the internet inventing the beatles, but where the beatles began as a sober pop act and transitioned into Meaning, anco began with Meaning and has powered on through until culture was Futuristic enough to accept them. the internet means only the people who want music to Mean things have to hear them, which is why pitchfork led the charge.

i jokingly conflated pitchfork media with rolling stone in another blogpost, this too i reassert in earnest. they are a gen x iteration of baby boomers, so of course when they found a beatles they cobranded with it. they have never 'gotten things', but they are idiot savants of musical direction. they are doomed to forever know the 'what' without the 'why', that is why their numerical scores are usually apt while their reviews are poorly written

Saturday, January 23, 2010

"We want our money back. We want our money back! And we're going to get your money back—every dime, each and every dime."

[via]

soo, ive been to literally elyria; it was p cool bc it was so earnestauthentic/'legit AMERICA'
i 'totally get' why obarry went there for superpopulism[fkn <3 populism bc emotionalappeal/'american collectivism (!!(?))']

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB20001424052748704509704575019202475530836.html
[fuck the wsj{via rupertbro's universal inauthenticity(via fucking AUSTRALIAN)}, but this article is the first text reportage i read about this speech, sooooo]



[look @ this "suave, ass, Mother, Fucker."jesus goddamn christ, fuck]



"I'm not going to watch more people get crushed by costs or denied care they need by insurance-company bureaucrats," the PRESIDENT said. "I'm not going to have the insurance companies click their heels and watch their stocks skyrocket, because once again there's no control on what they do."
[see i allcapped 'president' bc that's what it means when obama does this: he's being 'the PRESIDENT']



o what is the response from the ostensible competitor ?


"When he last visited Elyria, candidate Obama promised that as president he would enact a 'job creation agenda.' Yet for the past year, Ohioans have watched anxiously as Washington Democrats, with the approval of President Obama, have pushed a job-killing agenda," Mr. Boehner said.

[motherfucker, i cannot care about a word you ever say bc you are literally irrevocably invalid{like fucking pelosi-level(albeit her issue is the external/boring-shittiness[via congressionalDemocrats, eurgh)} literally because your fucking name is Mister John Boner jesus man what the helll]
[via , 'large_john boehner1' aaaaa--also man why you so eyeliner'd what is your deal mister Boner ??]

[applicablememe/PENISES/im the bro w the cig+mustache on the right, thats me]

aaa: a coda

jean simmons dead
she die
she 80 and now she die
[w/cawy 'a cewtain ideal of 'man' ' gwant]


http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-jean-simmons23-2010jan23,0,7416993.story?track=rss

i mean i didnt read the obit/dont really have any vested interest in her, but she was olivier's ophelia and i just posted a couplea pictchas of ha, soo


'If you are under 13 years of age you may read this message board, but you may not participate.'

Saturday, January 16, 2010

'snatches of old lauds': Corporate Personhood and bill "polonius-ass" murray

[via hammy-2k{via authorship and artifice as pleasant, comforting subjects for authoring and art-crafting}(ps fuck that adaptation, i just couldnt pass up Bill)]

actually kate winslet is a better example because she's actually a good enough actress to convey the central thrust of ophelia--the chivalric ideal of the knight[protagonist]'s Lady, she who can give his life Meaning, destroyed by the Author[hamlet the student/knight-turned-revenger is shakespeare the artificer, his hand forced by the public's demand for a revenge story{for the Author so loved his protagonist...}]

[jean simmons via ; a bwidge of sorts/the setup for a callback]

["Cutest fisherman ever?" the second half of the bridge: 'goulden age' celebrities as strongly personal-branded 'agents of culture'/CHECK-THEM-GAMS]


So here is the initial condition: the payoff, the legacy, the Future[i want the Era beginning 2010 to be called the Future(contrasted w/Modern Era)] of America's century[the 20th] is thus: corporate personhood goes both directions [this is LITERALLY proven by the simultaneous development of 'greenwashing/organicsustatinable bull shit' {via the corporate Person wanting to be bros with the savvyconsumer} and 'personal branding' {via face/look/twit-book, "self-actualization by universal acceptance/reinforcement (via internet)"}


THREE VITAL TERMS
[that i want to present cogent written definitions for, as they describe the processes of the Future human]

self-actualization: the exercise of one's agency upon onesself, the solving/fixing/shoring-up of one's internality, a general "being-ok with one'self as one is"; necessary to step far enough outside consumer-existence to compete with high-powered brand management staff[corporate Persons] on their own terms as agents of culture--something of a baseline requirement if you really want to try to live Here and Now(but that's ok bc the internet can do this one for you{heidi 'soviet'montage does it w/surgery but thats ok bc FUTURE} )

functionality: the exercise of one's agency upon one's immediate surroundings/situation, "i know who i am/what my brand is. what do i want, what do i want to be doing?"<--the degree to which one can achieve what one wants in the external world

aptitude: one's propensity/inclination towards one's activities/'job', derived from the testing impulse[via Standard Aptitude Test, "what colouer is yr parachute ? "/"learning styles"], requires enough self-understanding to apply one's particular abilities/'skill-set' with maximum efficiency/return on investment[of time,effort, whateva]


A COUPLE EXAMPLES/ELABORATIONS:

"Could I be happy with something else
I need something to fill my time"--gang of four, forevr[via internet as year zero/'clockstoppers Nickelodeon Original Film starring the internet as clockstopper']
^an expression of the drive/desire to determine one's aptest activities through one's functional means


"Her clothes spread wide,/ And mermaidlike awhile they bore her up,/ Which time she chanted snatches of old lauds,/ As one incapable of her own distress,/ Or like a creature native and indued/ Unto that element."--gertrude, on ophelia, 16xx
^absolute, perfect aptitude as the Lady wholly destroyed by the plot such that the rediscovery of that perfect aptitude comes only in the moment--and by the means--of self-destruction ['the Punk impulse' {via 'please kill me' as a booktitle about punk/self-identification with the dominant social order subverted}]


I want to make things that make sense to more than just one.

shakespeare lil wayne glenn beck bob dylan fela kuti elizabeth cady stanton jayne mansfield charles dickens twain alfred hitchcock joseph smith elvis costello muhammad ayn rand barry o'bama

Friday, January 8, 2010

LEE MARVIN SINGS !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiVCC3SFFKE

[picture is fromhere]

i didna see the movie but,thissongs in it so,


found it bc i wanted to hear both version of tex ritter;s 'high noon'
witch do u preferme i like the movieversion better for hitting a 'resonsant emotionsal tone' but the single version 'as a song/for the sillytexritter performance'

Saturday, January 2, 2010

shit ![as thoug in sudyen realzatin]

eminem said in an interview around the release of 8miley thathe nxtwanrted to be 'not mainchar','comedic role' TAHAT WAS REAL LYFE FOR HIM ! pillz, htis siht[however i rerally like the elvis parts], 'king mathesr',brunat asscheekgate,apparnt cobrand w tortureporn icp crossover via 'seriual killer persona??' picgure is outa date iknow but it payas off later just you wait enry iggins
[iunno]



feelin a lil like malcom'clockorange'mcdowell--via viddy etc
do u agree that 'the artist invents their own languagre by necesity?'
VIA 'MUTABLE SIGNIFIERS?' frt



very much a 'what willis was talkin bout' situatinio with breach boys 'wasnt ,made for these times' and pandabear 'personpitch entirely, 'takepills' contentwise/'bros' tonally'
just lookem up on hypemacjine, utube soundis toobad

was llokin at this pic wihlts listenin to 'bros'


[pictureis called 'the baby sitters' i beleeve^via niftyfifties wihch i wouldwilam endorse i thinkits good]



'just tryin to make some jokes, jus tryin to play some notes' noabro,'good girl/carrots' 2k7(!)
{notions of BEING WALT WHITMAN[guthriebragg]}


PS thisis me im tom jones 'WATCH OUT...COOL, BABBY'[via hyperstylization/'yu kids thik yu knw EEVRYTIN grr'/cardigan 'nina, the bolnde, frontwmn' as embracing/'takin back' the cultralcapital of '''''patriarchal framework''''']

PPS 'having a hard time understandin 'why we had to have brit'lilgirl'spear/pink/'s club 7 in prague', i mean it was the 21st, y didnt we jsut skip straight to laddy gaaga[ART] / selena cyrus[TRADE] ? seems 'much more efficient' to just literally 'idol'ize/'sex'ualize tweens directly

[via 'ingroup exercise of ones' will{see also: colonial governments}'/'CULUTRAL IMPERIALISM IN GLOBAL WOARLD'--"byootiful dirty dirty rich dirty beautiful"-steffi '' 'secret wiener' as highest form of flattery''warhol-mercury,2kX--horation alger-blower selfstyled mythmaking("stick of gum in pocket+dream") POSS CONNECT to batman: 'putting ones body into role{via never pants}/serious committment to terms of role'method actin'-->CHRS BALE]

"Im the BillOReilly of this hiphop shit, givitup for my DJ no spin zoone"-sage francis 'white' bacon

"i am something, a little, i think, [comparable?] to the glenn 'beck' hansen of this, the blog writing shit, and,"
[welp we literally have a similar aesthetic/deliveries{via intricacy/certitude/eccentricity/'zannines'} soo]



"glennda or glen, which one is up to perception" ed wood, 'jonny dep'[helena burton cartier]


[web sites]



James 'charlie sheen' Canns' "Rollerballs"[{year}1975] as "Globalized [intnet/"post-'90s"] Corporate 'FutureCulture'

GOOD YOB WRT PROGRAMMING, TURNER CLAS MOVVIE

[cred 'wevkIII' for device of arrows to just straight connect ideas via selfevidence of concept]

international narrative: James Caan-[Protagonist]->Obama-->jamescaan sayin 'there are no rules'-->he singlehanded brings down entire World Order by turnin tide of tokyo match/creating pop revolution with his personal brand-->"kids rule school" POINT


wihch means this fellas g. wash. bush:[didctated but nort read]

"why argue w/decisions youre not pwerful enough to make yourself"-corprate fuck, 1X75, 2018



personal branding: "JONATHON"-->'MJs,' L[eb]B[ron]J[ames], etc-->tiger woods as obama['postracial' CHAMPION(thats why foxnews worked so hard on woodscandal: a way to 'get at' a formerly untouchable proxy for a currently untouchable brand{like 12th century eur fascination w/ aadulterous queens'guinevere of aquitane'COLLEGE{via not mentioning weed being the literal last cultural stopgap for potential LEGLIZ IT chaa the only ploititcal issue i really have any reason to car about})]
-->this is what the new INTET CULTURE prizes: 'unserious significant talent/affini-bility/'aptitude' '


Reggie Spek: 'gohst corp future'

'tippy tap im perfekt an byoot, "life-affirmin?" welp i sure hope this inescapable masculineformed cultural image doesnt inform my career whoop FEISTPOD-PIGEONHOLE-TYPECATS-byvisualwayof-Peter'sledgehammer[this song Rules]'Gabriel [via flaming {lowpoint} lips {redemption}]'



hey 'folks' i thingk this might literally b the 'post apocalyse?' i mean i like it fine and all, im juts sayian[via hard rain]

[my prezdnt is black "real big man"-dancehall man papa michigan]

technological prescience: James Can literally 'Erases A Bitch" from his leif



*cracks knucks 4 'SPIRIT BOMB'*
motherfucker,here is what i am saying: theres a guy on the tokyo rollerball team who looks exactly like yoko ono, the tokyo team is noted for its 'eccentric, deathblow-centric' style, yoko was a postmodern, ahead-of-ones-thyme Artist from Asia who 'western culture' rejected, feared, and blamed for 'destroying their 'anco' '

the houston team's brashness in the face of alien perfection addresses charismatic overconfidence of 'the american[20th] century'/ with the dawn of 21st 'the azian century(via swallows nest 2k8)'/'the internet century[olny 10%of districts reporting]' this scenario recalls nothing so much as custer's last 'showy,ostentatious mediocrity' stand

james caan gets them out of it,saves future thrugh force of will/'inexplicable inborn aptitude'-->BABAR H [bc hes calmly and self-evidently enlightened is why, 'the fun is watching him govern' jsut like babar the cartoon character king] Obama

SO
'end of american empire'-->'decline of british empire'[their 'w/9/11/TERRORWAR' was 'victoria dies/india,etc']-->symbolically, obama:lincoln[via 'selfmodel']/teddy roosevelt[ill get to it in a minute]::elizabeth'mirren' II:elizabeth'blanchett' I

-->T Roos as hypercharismatic idealized, forward-thinking[moreso in tr's case than bo's{bc of 19th c populism}] v publically popular master of branding/presentation bridging the gap bw two centuries: BARRYO

the internet means that bill clinton is not baracck obama becaus of blowjobs/algore literally invented it with his own two hands i ssaw him




'keep em lookin, kid. ya can say what ya want, just for the love of god keep em lookin at ya'-hollywood, forever

[THE MAIL GAYZE OF THE CAM'RA/ha-cha-cha-cha-cha/a-wooo]

[ah so this is what you mean when you say'self-perception and psychological foundations/GENDRNRMS,' whelllp{via keepin a baby, just dryin it off a lil bit(BATHWATRE)}]

(website website website PICTURES CRDT)



I AM TELLING YOU THAT, LITERALLY,

Friday, January 1, 2010

"It is as though the things I, myself think, he also thinks and except that he says them"

prince 'bruce' 1999: matrix one: blur 'end of a centry' corporate dystopia literall, BULLTE TIM

(the internet is the bowman space baby at the end of stankube's '2k1')

bush era: MATRIX 2-3: professor gumby [im rj canning adn prof enid gumby, im both] sayin HRE IS BASIC HUMAN TRUTHES/'RECURSION' like im a danm babby

Obama Era: Dark 'Batman' Imaginarium of Mary-Kate Gyllenhaal: this is actually good, it is correct, i like it, yes thank

BOTH MOVIES ALSO ARE SAYING 'here is images we can make them and this is a story and now all the movies are this one for a lil while'

THE MARCH, OF TIME

lil wayne doa - notions of dylanesquity(baby blue to donovans face in dont look back)

sleigh bell'uungh' beach girls
- 2k9 thru lens of 2k10'did i forget my sunglasses? nope. gotem!'

fireman on the ground
- ''MASHUP CULTURE''-stonefork. ps 1:45ish sound like tom waits ! POST-JUST'STRES'

->so, i mean, fuckin<-

o also ithink maybe those slighs are inna playlist aned "fuck theatwhatecver"

*my grils play on fm radiostatoin not frm a colleege* "heh" *pulls flite goggels from 4head to eyes*

"lets do thing"

'black mama white mama' on telv, pamgrier is one, bothe nakd